festive rainbow mirror summoning!

[incanted]

There are now one dozen Bells.

They and most of their friends are all here on Planet Rainbowsand II, to celebrate the addition of Sarion, the elf one, and Aurora, the one with a sister.

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[pythbox]

"That is kind of cute," Liselen agrees.

[luminous_regnant]

"Anyway, I don't think you can possibly be as monogamous as I am or you'd be repelled by the very question," says Golden. "I can live with gatherings of this sort only with some difficulty, and you'll notice I left my husband home."

[incanted]

"You have the standard history, though, so if you're different it's because you're a vampire, or because of Edward in particular, and if I'm different it's probably because of Lexi," says Aurora.

[lexicality]

"Just you wait till we find some Lexis without Bellas and I start explaining all my characteristics by talking about how I have a sister and it's all her fault," says Lexi.

[incanted]

"I'm glad I have you! It just means I wasn't plucked whole from the Standard Bell Mold," says Bella. "And I want to know how. You know I'm self-obsessed like that, I have to know how I tick, you're part of how I tick."

[pythbox]

"...What's the difficulty with gatherings like this?" wonders Liselen. "Is it all the people having sex in that room over there?"

[luminous_regnant]

"Not exactly. Cam is the one Bell besides myself my husband can tolerate being around for any length of time. He finds the others unsettlingly like me while not being me, and has comparable problems with the fact that they are dating people who do not stand in a similar relationship to him. To be fair, Edward is not particularly popular with the other Bells or their loved ones either. Or did you mean me?"

[pythbox]

"I meant you," laughs the unicorn.

[luminous_regnant]

"While I can logically appreciate that if I had never met Edward, and if I were not a vampire and therefore subject to various features of vampire psychology, I would most likely not have been alone forever, it's somewhat difficult emotionally to observe eleven might-have-beens not one of whom comes home to anything like my husband."

[pythbox]

"Oh," says Liselen. "I guess that makes sense."

[luminous_regnant]

"It would be different if we were all dating unique people. It wasn't so bad when Stella was the only alt I knew about, although her Alice did not make a particularly good first impression. I'm the only one with a unique person, until and unless Pattern picks up someone who doesn't match," says Golden, shrugging.

[incanted]

"Is she looking?"

[luminous_regnant]

"If she were actively looking I'd expect her to loiter around the bevy of extra Sherlocks more than she does."

[pythbox]

"Not the extra Jokers?" wonders Liselen.

[luminous_regnant]

"The extras are significantly older than her - which has never been a problem for us, even me, but is not an enticement. And also both default to female pronouns, although I'm given to understand the underlying situation is more complicated."

[incanted]

"Also, don't they work for her?"

[luminous_regnant]

"Queenie does. Ghosty is - helpfully visiting. I don't believe that would be an obstacle were Pattern interested, but she doesn't seem to be."

[pythbox]

"...What do female pronouns have to do with anything?" wonders Liselen.

[luminous_regnant]

"Except for Cam, and sort of Amariah but she claims it's only because daemons don't count in the same way, we're all straight," says Golden. "Shell Bell's special circumstances."

[pythbox]

"And straight means... you don't want to date female people?" the unicorn hazards.

[incanted]

"Given that we're female," clarifies Aurora. "If Cam were straight he wouldn't want to date male people."

[pythbox]

"Oh," says Liselen. "This sex stuff is complicated."

[incanted]

"It gets worse," laughs Aurora.

[pythbox]

"...How's it do that?"

[incanted]

"...I'm not sure how close to zero you're starting here."