"Believe me," the voice sighs, "I know it must sound crazy. But I swear it's true. I'm a small part of an ancient magical weapon forged on another world. The rest of the weapon is under orders to destroy any planet it finds that doesn't belong to the people who made it, and the people who made it are all dead. If it can convince somebody with magical potential to pick it up and use it, it'll crack this place like an egg."