"So anyway, we were kids, and then I figured he was gay, and then I found out he wasn't, and you'd have to swallow a lot of vacuum not to think he's cute," says Aegis, wrapping her arms around his arm. "And I knew perfectly well by then that sleeping around is just a Sue thing. Asking him not to would make about as much sense as asking him to boycott, like, toast, he is not going to feel any different about me if he has toast for breakfast."